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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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moriar-t-e-a: rachaelsrambles: Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine? Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie? Anyone else remember that? I sure do.  #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

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king-of-crows-and-dogs: sonicscepter: I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS. YOU’RE WELCOME. Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys. Based on this post. Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr. And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.  Perfection.
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king-of-crows-and-dogs: sonicscepter: I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS. YOU’RE WELCOME. Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys. Based on this post. Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr. And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.  Perfection.
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king-of-crows-and-dogs: sonicscepter: I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS. YOU’RE WELCOME. Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys. Based on this post. Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr. And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.  Perfection.
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king-of-crows-and-dogs: sonicscepter: I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS. YOU’RE WELCOME. Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys. Based on this post. Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr. And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.  Perfection.
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king-of-crows-and-dogs:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.

And the fact that I fucking got all of these references. 

Perfection.

tsume-the-lone-wolf: rockmusicplays: sophielemarie: kickingshoes: improbablenormality: chocolateitalian: insert-fandom-reference-here: clearly-misunderst0od: WANT It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it.  SOMEONE GET ME THESE. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Well i know where I’m going today! WHY DON’T WE HAVE TARGET??? Wifey, is there a Target near you? Because I need that Cap Shield light. NEED. godDAMN there is a Target in my town guess what I’m doing Fridaaaaaay /laughs maniacally 
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tsume-the-lone-wolf: rockmusicplays: sophielemarie: kickingshoes: improbablenormality: chocolateitalian: insert-fandom-reference-here: clearly-misunderst0od: WANT It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it.  SOMEONE GET ME THESE. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Well i know where I’m going today! WHY DON’T WE HAVE TARGET??? Wifey, is there a Target near you? Because I need that Cap Shield light. NEED. godDAMN there is a Target in my town guess what I’m doing Fridaaaaaay /laughs maniacally 
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tsume-the-lone-wolf: rockmusicplays: sophielemarie: kickingshoes: improbablenormality: chocolateitalian: insert-fandom-reference-here: clearly-misunderst0od: WANT It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it.  SOMEONE GET ME THESE. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Well i know where I’m going today! WHY DON’T WE HAVE TARGET??? Wifey, is there a Target near you? Because I need that Cap Shield light. NEED. godDAMN there is a Target in my town guess what I’m doing Fridaaaaaay /laughs maniacally 
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tsume-the-lone-wolf:

rockmusicplays:

sophielemarie:

kickingshoes:

improbablenormality:

chocolateitalian:

insert-fandom-reference-here:

clearly-misunderst0od:

WANT

It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it. 

SOMEONE GET ME THESE.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Well i know where I’m going today!

WHY DON’T WE HAVE TARGET???

Wifey, is there a Target near you? Because I need that Cap Shield light. NEED.

godDAMN there is a Target in my town guess what I’m doing Fridaaaaaay /laughs maniacally 

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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept: the-fandoms-are-cool: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: random-nexus: teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude. Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter. When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD. All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded. Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD? YES. OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride… I love both of these headcanons. :)
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shieldhumanresourcesdept:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

random-nexus:

teffy:

knitmeapony:

god-of-gold:

drneverland:

Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

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All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded.

Did this post just make a dude who had like 2 minutes of screen time into the Grandpa of SHIELD?

YES.

OOC: Mine is that this guy is Sam, who normally runs the barbershop entrance; he was sent by Fury to collect Banner, which is how the clothes fit perfectly and the guy didn’t mind giving up his ride…

I love both of these headcanons. :)

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